My Redneck College Student

My redneck college student came home from college (like he actually ever left) and...

• got his first haircut in 3 months
• dropped a pile of dirty clothes in the middle of the laundry room floor
• trimmed his beard, because he hasn't shaved in 6 weeks
• took 2 naps his first day at home

• gathered siblings at 7:00am to wake up Levi by singing Jeff Foxworthy's Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas (plus "Jingle Bells, Levi smells...")

• loaded his truck with guns and traps, to spend the next week trappin' coons in Missouri for extra spending money
• cut his toenails in the dining room before leaving for Missouri
• shared a gallon of chocolate milk with little brother (did you both drink out of the jug???)
• lives in jeans, flannel, boots and carhart overalls